Wednesday, March 23, 2011

worst dog ever

I really like this tweed jumper and wanted to post it before it gets too off season. Then again these Utah marches are insane and I can wear my wool peacoat and a sheer white skirt in the same week.







blouse: thrifted, jumper: Plato's Closet, leggings: Target, shoes: Thrift Town, Hairpiece: made it

Charlie, the dog that lives at Ryan's Parents' house, ran away. for like the jillionth time. Listen how retarded this dog is: he's been living with them for like 5 years and still leaves poop all over the house....so he wears a diaper....actually, it's a pad strapped on with fabric. sooo gross. Then, every time someone opens he door anywhere he darts for it, even though he's tiny, pathetic, wimpy, and completely incapable of even going to the proverbial bathroom on his own, and there is no way he could hope to last outside of this house. This day, (I'm behind) Charlie disappeared while we were the only ones home, so we had to scour the neighborhood for him. I did not miss him. but I felt really bad for the people who like him so we looked. He's sitting right next to me as I wright this, making disgusting little noises with his disgusting little face. uughhhhh.

I am not an animal hater. In fact, I was convinced I would be a zoologist for the better half of my childhood and I always wanted 10 pets at a time. I am an animal person for sure. I just hate Charlie.

8 comments:

  1. Hahahahahahaha.

    This was the best post.

    I really like Charlie. I think he is funny. And his diaper is hilarious. Except I will always remember the time when I thought he was playing with a pillow on the floor, I said "Aww, look how cu-" I was cut off because he wasn't actually playing with it... he was doing something else with it... cough anyway, your outfit is adorable!

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  2. LOL poor little dummie. Growing up our German shephard was no genius either (although apart from the lifting his leg part he did get walkies sussed)

    I am selective about my animal friendliness too (yappie lap dogs and birds excluded amongst others)

    You look adorable, hope those posters do the trick :D

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  3. Haha! The visual on the diaper is quite amusing. I'm lukewarm on animals. In my opinion, they require so much work, like kids, but unlike children, they can't take care of you in your old age. So what's the point?

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  4. Awwwww that poor little dog!
    He probably just really loves getting out, lol!
    xoxo
    Olivia

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  5. poor puppy! i love this look! it would look great with over the knee leggings too!
    following you now!
    xoxoMB

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  7. Hahaha, I love the dog story. You are ridiculously adorable! Following your blog now. I would love it if you had the time to check out my blog too :)

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